Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Johnny

A Grown Man who Grinds 24/7/365 for success. He is the Rizz man, Rich, Perfect Body Built, More Sociable then any Celebrity/person on earth, but also a silent calm person. He masters any skill, He’s gentle hearted to nature & Homeless People by giving them cash. He gets A+ grades in all courses in his education Engineering.

Johnny is Different, Every female love talking to him, they can talk to him all day long & on.

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition

Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy

by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

Johnny Bartolo

From pocketing to being an overall bjitment jhonny say hello to bartolo.

Why would u.. bjit JOHNNY BARTOLO

by Jahronphonium August 28, 2025

Johnny

Her Jonnie

Her Johnny

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Johnny Cage

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT

Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!

by Johnny cages wifey March 11, 2024