Zoomy hour

a period of time with which family, friends, and/or colleagues gather on a video call while imbibing.

a virtual gathering, over video conference call, where participants are partaking in alcoholic beverages.

Named after Zoom, a video communications company, that became the most popular conferencing service during the COVID19 pandemic.

Hey Danny, did you schedule the zoomy hour with the group yet?

5:05pm, that's a bold start for a zoomy hour.
Zoomy hour tonight will be 30 mins after work. Most of you will want to put on something other that ath-leisure.

by AllResNoAuth April 3, 2020

real christmas hours

between 2:30 A.M. And 3:30 A.M. On Christmas Day.

Hey Donald it's real Christmas hours hitta!

by Rich the kid April 3, 2016

5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)

It’s penis hour

by Penis hour November 26, 2023

6th Hour Lull

When you've been Zooming with your friends for 6 hours and finally run out of things to talk about.

We hit that 6th hour lull and didn't know how to recover.

by Skulker December 27, 2020

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

sadcarran hours

Thinking to much that you get sad and think for hours while listening to sad music.

"Why are you still up , its 1AM"
"Sorry its just sadcarran hours"

by Sadcarran November 4, 2017