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The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.
" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".
by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009
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quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.
by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019
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Female Monkey

A female monkey is a women who swings from man to man. So basically a ho. Basically when a man calls a female monkey a ho they get mad So that’s when all the hoes are mad. HOES MAD!
Johnathon: “wow Betty is such a ho, she sleeps with everyone.”
Betty: “johnathon shut up, I’m not a ho . . . IM A FEMALE MONKEY!”
by Daddy Donkeyhorse June 14, 2019
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stick monkey

A derogatory term for aircraft pilots (regardless of him/her being in the fixed-wing/airplane or rotary/helicopter community). This species of aviators is prevalent in the commercial airlines, private aviation, or the military (e.g. Navy, Marines, Air Force, Army, and even the Coast Guard and the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration/NOAA). The term can also be used to denote astronauts.

True to the name, the stick monkey just wiggles the joystick around, making the plane roll left, right, up, down, clockwise, and counterclockwise.
If you were to fly for the Navy, would you rather be a stick monkey or a back-seater?
by DJRayRay December 1, 2017
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Monkey Mooha

A retarded word used to replace words like nitrogen-hydroxide and other long words
I going to mix this monkey mooha with my Sprunko schmup to create ...juice
by Monkey Mooha May 21, 2007
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Mattress Monkey

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.
by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017
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chas monkey

Someone chasy most of the time named alex or max.
Dude that hold is so greasy did one of you chas monkeys chas it up?
by NiggerFaggot-GayRetard June 2, 2017
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