take a hike mike

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

To take somones crown

To take somones viginity or there crown

To take somones crown :Jack fell down and lost his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

by Kittenfucker69 December 23, 2016

Taking out the trash

What a girl says she’s gonna do when she asks me out

Me: so what are you doing tomorrow?
Girl: Nothing, just taking out the trash
Me: *gasp* :)

by CABAGE No2 April 2, 2022

Take her to Poletown

Take her to Poletown is a way for a guy to tell someone that they are going to have sex with a certain woman. It may be mistaken by the more naïve person (even the woman herself) as a reference to the Polish district of a large city but that is just a guy's way of letting another know (wink, wink) that sometime in the near future his dick's going to be wearing her Va-jay-jay sweater.

Cal: Hey, Frankie. I got a date this Friday with Paulette.

Frankie: Damn! She is so freakin’ hot!

Cal: Yeah. Guaranteed, man, Within two weeks I’m going to take her to Poletown!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

Taking Off Skates

Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.

Ah man, after sitting on that terrible wooden chair all day, this sofa is like taking off skates.

by CoolGuyRandall July 7, 2009

taking the underground railroad

When someone snorts cocaine with a harriet tubman 20$ bill

Guy: "hey man you wanna be taking the underground railroad cuz my dealer got me the good hook up"

by GuccimaestroSS June 2, 2016

Taking a turn for the Melrose

A phrase which means "Things are so dramatic, it's starting to resemble Melrose Place."

References the 1990's drama filled soap opera, Melrose Place.

Person 1: Can you believe that he likes Lucas, who likes Desiree, who likes Jamie who likes Lucas?

Person 2: Yeah man. This shit is taking a turn for the Melrose.

by MelroseLuva June 19, 2010