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No Touch Knockout

The term No Touch Knockout refers to a prominent martial arts scam technique which advertises a "no touch knockout master"'s ability to knock someone asleep with "magical powers" , "ancient energy techniques" or anything synonymous with those examples. This martial arts scam is less prominent nowadays, however it still happens on a shallow basis.
B : "have you heard of this new guy named Steven Seagal? He's such a great Aikidoka"
J : "he's probably just some no touch knockout master. "
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.
“Damn.”Kevin
What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John
by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019
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sack touch

When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.

Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.
All the guys are going out tonight except Billy. He hung back with the ladies. What a sack touch.
by Jimmy 2-times February 18, 2017
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Touch-hole

A ginger from Viola, Iowa. The Plug. The Dutch touchhole. Or Dutch hole. Drew downs.
Who is that touch-hole from out of town? Oh thats just Drew the Dutch thouch-hole Holland.
by cosmosnative November 26, 2021
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Turkey Touch

The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble
Tom was giving Darian the turkey touch had him going gobble gobble
by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025
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The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.
She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies
by KFBR392 August 1, 2022
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-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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