Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."
by FermentedOJ December 02, 2020
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Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday
by Young booty wipe March 01, 2018
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roasting bed

1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed
This is a roasting bed!
by DMreal July 16, 2022
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prison bed

Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.

My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016
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Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.
Let's have sex in a bench bed
by G. Dawg October 12, 2021
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Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.
Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀
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bed rotting

When you just stay in bed for days without showering, minimal eating and usually ignoring everyone. just laying in bed and thinking about how your day is wasting away.
bed rotting is not the same as having a lazy day
by acrolynd April 10, 2024
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