2 inch surprise

Dick; a small one that is two inches.

You won't believe your eyes when you see my 2 inch surprise ;))

by LlamaLlama12 October 2, 2017

the Armenian surprise

a sex move preformed by revealing your massive penis to your sexual partner for the first time

ay, baby let me do the Armenian surprise

by AmazingJa November 4, 2019

cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.

“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 2, 2021

Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

by darksemdemigod December 30, 2021

Suprise Stream

An instance of extreme orgasm, when one sexual partner suprisingly urinates uncontrollably onto the other sexual partner, without them knowing.

Person 1: What the fuck are you Doing? *Spitting out urine*
Person 2: SUPRISE STREAM!

by Sexymensexysexymen March 13, 2011

surpise

An even better surprise.

Thank you for signing up for Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah. Throughout the month of December, we will send you eight small surpises in the mail.

by cfrieds January 14, 2016

Sole Suprise

The act of while having sex, telling your partner that you have a suprise, so they blindfold themselves, then you shat all over their face and body. You then shout to her "SOLE SUPRISE!"

Close your eyes, I have a Sole Suprise!

by Furry December 9, 2008