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A good fun alternative to life, sex, career, friends, money, and power. All of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from education.
student 1: I soooo got an A on the test by pulling an all nighter. Doing all that studying outside of school really paid off.
student 2: Yeh that's awesome! It's kind of like being great at hacky sack in terms of not getting laid.
by Trynidee December 28, 2005
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The world 'school' can be used to describe an important place that includes (but is not limited to) learning and may contain lots of books, (not to be confused with a library) but you don't care what happens in/to it.
Example:
Matt: "Hey, Joe"
Joe: "Hey, Matt"
Matt: "Did you hear about the White House being painted black?"
Joe: "Nah, the White House is school to me."
by Loading_Name June 1, 2011
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1:Education camps, a place of forced learning with no end.
2: We're terrable thing happen such as learning.
Little Jimmy:guess what I learn a school today mommy

Mom: what honey?

Little jimmy: sodomy!
Mom:.......who, taught you that honey.....
Little jimmy: my gym teacher (a.k.a my boy Scott leader)
Mom: what did he teach you exactly?

Little jimmy: first you get down on your knees and then you place you mouth on the man stiff lower arm an suck, after a while you get rewarded with milk!
Mom: oh dear god! No!
by Peice of paper October 28, 2014
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School is boring
by I know your name January 22, 2015
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by Men's January 30, 2015
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by Truesh*t May 10, 2015
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The shittiest shit in the entire shitty world.
I went to school today and my friend quamphed into my teacher's face.
by SmartTart39 June 2, 2015
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