Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.

Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.

by Spyan July 29, 2022

Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

Pawn shop blow job

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."

by MarlaSanger February 13, 2025

Quadrilateral Shoe

The right answer

Kid: Mrs. Katie what’s the answer to 2+3
Teacher: 5 is the quadrilateral shoe

by WombatBonnieGM January 18, 2023

Shoe the Kitty

Matt Engarde's cat from the 2002 video game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All.

Pearl Fey: Shoooooooe!
Shoe the Kitty: Meow.

by The Real Kurayami January 7, 2025

nerdy goody two-shoes

Those who do their job at work and don't goof off.

Sara is such a nerdy goody two-shoes. She never wants to play Fortnite during work.

by eileen ulich March 9, 2024

Clown Shoes

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

goody-two-shoes

literally mehjabeen.

mehjabeen is a goody-two-shoes

by morendih June 28, 2025