Potato Curbside

Hanging out in the car while someone goes out for errands, just waiting, and then you're scrolling through your phone being lazy.

Potato Curbside, just sitting there in the car while someone else goes out and does some errands, and you're playing on your phone?

Potato Curbside by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Potato cannon

When you’ve been holding on to farts for a while and you go to the toilet and the compressed gas causes a firm poo to shoot out with an almighty foonk.

Describe your last bowel movement in two words?

Potato cannon

Potato cannon by Deuce Bigaflow January 7, 2026

Potato Chicken

A Potato Chicken chicken, is a spicy dish otherwise known as a Potato Chicken

You are a potato chicken.

Potato Chicken by vincyguru March 12, 2026

Potato rows

Like corn rows but with public hair, because corn grows above ground but potatoes grow underground, below the belt.

My boy said he got rows done but his hair didnt look any different, then he said I got potato rows below the belt

Potato rows by Kinchie April 4, 2026

Potato Captain

A man that doesn't realize he's being super gay.

One night Paul went to a 24 hour gym. It was leg day. Paul looked around and felt very insecure about his calfs. Paul is a potato captain.

Potato Captain by She's the best cook sometimes June 1, 2026

potato salad

Going to White castles and getting a crave case

When we’re done with church, we’re getting potato salad

potato salad by Jay Porsche June 8, 2026

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009