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Peanut M&M’s

Makeshift anal beads in which one partner must suck the candy out the “bum” of another partner.
“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”
by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024
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hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.
by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020
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Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.
by DUDE May 13, 2005
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Peanut

A derogatory name for someone who likes sadism, and being dominated sexually.
she stretched my ankle to my head, and then she threw me on the bed....

I'm just a lowly peanut.
by SilentScone June 6, 2017
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Peanut

If you do not eat it, your brain will become it!
by Hot mama Hershey April 20, 2018
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peanut house

a house full of peanuts that the indians used to survive.
The Sauk Tribe had a peanut house in their tipi.

It was like a peanut house at this hut.
by Kristina Jackie Goldriguez October 3, 2012
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Fuck Peanut

A supple plump young male who resembles a peanut in shape in which one engages in sexual intercourse which.
Man, that guy Brett is a real Fuck Peanut
by MeGaShhady November 23, 2021
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