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Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.
Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.
by Odd_James August 4, 2025
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Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.
by DUDE May 13, 2005
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Peanut Butter Person

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.
what’s the wretched smell ?
smells like a Peanut Butter Person to me
by ball destroyer February 2, 2022
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.
Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!
by Totally Unknown Person March 23, 2025
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peanut slutter and jelly

Someone who enjoys as much as they enjoy a classic PB&J, and they know how to lick the knife clean.
She, being a peanut slutter and jelly, enjoyed new sexual experiences.
by Poetlaureate February 16, 2022
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Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.
Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.
by Troy1983 March 1, 2018
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Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”
by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019
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