Noodling

The sexual act of sticking a body part in a nasty slut that may or may not smell fishy.

Hey last week at the mud bog I went noodling with Courtney and now my dick smells funky.

by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodles

The code word for someone with a god complex and short temper when called out on it.

Dude 1: Hey, isn't that Jared?
Dude 2: Oh shit not Jared between you and me he's a noodles.
Dude 1: I completely forgot about that.

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Noodle in the boodle

The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.

Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.

Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.

by Noodleart April 28, 2022

Chubby Noodle

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.

"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."

by Dylan:) January 22, 2019

noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles

“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man

by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

fucked-a-noodle-doo

When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!

James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!

Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!

by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019