Bedford is a small ass town that no one knows. Although you can drive through the town in ten minutes during the day, when there is traffic, you will want to die in the 50 minutes car ride across town. Here you can find 11 nail salons within a two minute walk of each other. You could also come to our crappy highschool and get a terrible education and probably end up doing drugs or drug deals that occur in plain sight. To make it better, you could play for an awful sports team and have no chance at getting into a good collage. Come and meet some of the worlds worst people and teachers .
A: “I need my nails done.”
B: “Come to Bedford Ma. We have 11 places to get our nails done even though u can drive through the whole town in 10 minutes, and it’s one of the smallest towns in Ma.”
B: “Come to Bedford Ma. We have 11 places to get our nails done even though u can drive through the whole town in 10 minutes, and it’s one of the smallest towns in Ma.”
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