Internet Dick

When a guy beats off to so much Internet porn that he's useless in bed or uninterested in real sex.

Girl: My boyfriend's never interested in sex anymore. I think it's because he watches too much porn online.
Guy: Your boyfriend has Internet dick. Invest in a vibrator.

by carinah June 04, 2013

there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.

Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*

by OLOL January 29, 2007

internet whoer

A person that acts like a whore and flirt online but doesn't in the "real world"

She flirted with me on MSN and said she was going to snd me naked pictures. When I saw her in real life she was really shy. She is an internet whoer

by Random Hero March 04, 2005

troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004

Internet explorer

A browser, that, while at first sight might appear open to spyware, will be just as resiliant as alternatives such as Mozilla if you take the time to secure it correctly.

As a stubborn IE user, I have not recieved one piece of spyware on this machine yet.

by Snuffkin February 04, 2005

Connected, No Internet

When you get butt fucked by the internet.

Connected, No Internet is the most annoying thing ever.

by non-restcrited-modde May 17, 2021

Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.

Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.

by awsomocop February 10, 2017