boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.

setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money

by catpaw September 1, 2012

raining boots and spoons

To rain eally hard as if being stepped on by many boots or hit with many spoons.

Its raining boots and spoons out here today.

by Boots24601 September 8, 2022

Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.

There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.

by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019

boot the boot

when you slap an ass
and it's like

boot

i'll boot the boot!

by Mr. Booters September 10, 2017

dirt on my boots

a phrase someone may use when they did hard labor

had a rough day today.. got some dirt on my boots

by CoomingDuck April 18, 2021

mississippi mud boot

Foot in Anus.

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.

by poopNow March 24, 2016

Boot-Up!

not an word when you booting windows but a web series about a girl trying to play a simpsons game but the simpsons game will error and then the girl accidentally got powers to the simpsons game by having computer desktop on her vision and then the girl and her girlfriend will fight evil. this series is made by sorathepanfloof

Guy 1: Let's watch Boot-Up!
Friend: What's Boot-Up?

by EdgarTheFan August 12, 2023