Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
Get the Happy half hour mug.Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?
Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
Get the Hour quotas mug.A set amount of time which is equal to a day , commonly used for formal business or a desperate placeholder of time when you didnt finish your project / homework in time even though it was that small ; or ina short and understandable manner , the amount of time it takes for me to finish dOIn YOuR mOm.
Teacher: "STUDENT DID YOU NOT FINISH YOU'RE HOMEWORK ?! IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A SMALL WORKSHEET THAT YOU
COULD COMPLETE IN A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME AND YOUR RETARDED-ASS BRAIN COULDNT EVEN HANDLE THAT
ONE TASK LIKE SERIOUSLY YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR YOU TO GET THIS
EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY AND HERE YOU ARE THROWING IT AWA-"
Student:"Can you give me 24 hours ?"
Teacher:"TO DO WHAT ?"
Student:"to finish doin' your mom"
COULD COMPLETE IN A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME AND YOUR RETARDED-ASS BRAIN COULDNT EVEN HANDLE THAT
ONE TASK LIKE SERIOUSLY YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR YOU TO GET THIS
EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY AND HERE YOU ARE THROWING IT AWA-"
Student:"Can you give me 24 hours ?"
Teacher:"TO DO WHAT ?"
Student:"to finish doin' your mom"
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Get the Gatorade Hour mug.when you are a they/them (commonly known as nonbinary) and stay up past 1am doing they/them activities in your they/them room watching videos on your they/them TV.
in other words, when you’re a they/them causing may/hem
in other words, when you’re a they/them causing may/hem
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