I got stood up

When someone intentionally ignored you, when he/she promised to meet you, but did not show up at the appointed time. Especially on a date.

It looks like I got stood up or maybe she's just late - I'll wait another 10 minutes.

by Kurt Janoski October 28, 2022

it aint got no clip bud

What you say before our friend shoots your other friend in the side of the head

Backseat nigga: It aint got no clip bud *POW*

Frontseat nigga: jdsjafdsfhdauifdihyfgadhIAShdiashfsaiyfhdsiyfhdisyfhiashfidsfhdsiufhdiufhhfh

by stoned.eagle October 4, 2020

I got no more peekos

You say that when you are not lying.

Dad: Did you break the kitchen window?
Son: No. Maybe the dog Fido did. And yes, I got no more peekos.
Dad: OK, thanks for truthtelling, I guess. FIDO, DID YOU BREAK THE KITCHEN WINDOW?
Fido: Wurf! Indeed yes! But I got no more peekos.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

got caught sellin bananas

Selling drugs / using drugs

Can't believe ol dude got caught sellin bananas again

by Justaverage July 13, 2017

she got stupid cake

When a girl has a phat ass

Did you see that girl she got stupid cake

by Alex cocks November 5, 2018

got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

i got a new cat

every emo kids excuse

person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?

by omgeep June 10, 2009