Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

Dr O

Dr. Assaholski. Dr. Glory Holski. Dr. Whatever's Round Is Oski.

"Fuck Dr O In his big brown Olski!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 14, 2023

Dr Pepper

The elixir of the gods. The most delicious soft drink ever created.

I'll have a Dr Pepper, please.

by OldActorGuy September 21, 2017

Dr. Peanut

It's a kind innocent sweet girl. she's too adorable and loveable. She is everyone's friend who texts them quickly once you text her. She also loves online shopping and dreams to be the official ambassador of the shop!!. Once you are friends with her, you will NEVER regret it. Trust me

Dr. Peanut Its nice to met you!!

by IMDC_Original March 2, 2022

Dr. Rod

Used in reference to a penis that has been outfitted with a white prophylactic, especially following rough intercourse. The name reflects the phallic similarities that exist between a tall bald doctor following a long, dirty surgery and a wet, hard, throbbing cock.

Gardin was worn out after he gave her the ol' Dr. Rod .

by doctorswhoarentdoctors February 3, 2018

Dr Fokum

1. A person who loves and rewards ambitious people.

2. A skillful, enthusiastic, mindful, caring frequently misunderstood lecturer who has his students best interest at heart.

I have so much work to do! Thank god I have a Dr Fokum to count on!

by KlukluxSSD December 11, 2024