Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

Dr. Yap

when someone be yapping so much it’s like they got a phd for it

Person 1: man so like I uh this uhm like y’know…

Person 2: Man u acting like u dr. Yap rn

by Yapologist professor December 18, 2023

dr. peepper

dr pepper has 23 flavors, but when you put pee in it, now it has 24.

damn it ricky. i know you had to pee, but make sure it's not my can. i'm not gonna drink this shit. i'm gonna pour it in your mouth while your sleeping. enjoy the refreshing taste of dr. peepper

by mitchell n tyre December 30, 2022

Dr Du

a scam centre located in Burwood and Hurstville (bad side of T4), where selective school students compete against each other in order to become maths geniuses (it doesn't work). students prioritise dr du over actual schoolwork and hence receive mediocre scores in maths exams.

also dont even get me started on dr du english

Person 1: "You wanna go out on Sunday?"
Person 2: "Nah, sorry brother, I got Dr Du."

by toponefunniestperson January 5, 2023

Dr. Bambo

An ultimate being that plagues games. His chances of appearing are a 1/10000000 chance. People claim that he is a dark colored figure with a thick cape and he can corrupt your save files and eventually haunt you. Not even the strongest players can kill him. Anywhere you go, he follows. The first ever sighting of dr bambo isn't fully recorded, but legends say that he is a master in mimicking your every move. And the reason for Dr? Well, he has a PhD in kicking your ass. He has an unknown relative called Wabungus who is 10000x stronger than him

Joe: "why is there a floating cape moving? Is it a ghost?
David: "No, it is the reality breaking diety, the destroyer of souls, Dr. Bambo! He is said to appear every 1/10000000 times."

by DWMiggo November 4, 2021

Dr Ryan321

Too cool for school

Best doctor you will ever have

Yo did hear I got Dr Ryan321 he’s to cool for this

by Dr Ryan321 November 9, 2021

Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocrity, honey put on “OWN” they might be giving Dr Phil.

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021