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Chocolate Apples

Inserting the mans testicles into the females rectum, then once ready the testicles are pulled upward and if done right makes a "popping" sound as if opening a cork bottle, then yell BOOYAHHH!!
BOOOYAAHH!!! how you like them chocolate apples?
by Boooyahh!!! December 16, 2008
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chocolate fringe

Someone's backside pubes that's covered in human decafitation and is quite long to resemble a fringe.
"Ewww, that guy's got a chocolate fringe hanging out of his arse!"
by mcwhy? November 13, 2006
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Chocolate droppings

I a point in intercourse where one must try to nibble off the freckles off of the opposite sex's ass cheeks
Hey Tony gave me a Chocolate droppings today in our hot SEX! It was soooo damn gross!" "I thought tony was a girl. She isn't...." "FUCK.
by Ass candy for the young souls December 21, 2010
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Dick Chocolate

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.
Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.
by Megan Weakass February 12, 2018
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Satan Chocolate

A common term for a Justinian SHIT.
Man, Justin just had some satan chocolate.
by DoctorLongDONG April 13, 2009
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Chocolate Cakester

When a white guy fucks someone in the ass and lets them shit on his dick while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.
Dave: Fuck man, my dick stinks.

Andy: Why dude?

Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.
by that fat fuck Will January 13, 2009
mugGet the Chocolate Cakestermug.

chocolate nutcracker

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.
Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.
by Dance Explo September 17, 2013
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