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Evolutionarily Challenged

1. When a person’s facial features resemble a neanderthal
2. When a person’s behaviour or thought process resembles a monkey/primate
Why does bro look like a monkey
He must be evolutionarily challenged
by ShaanCC July 16, 2023
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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
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A New Challenger Arrives!!

Is Elon won't do it I will. The Anti-Elon! For a million dollars. Going to need a 6 week training camp and money to supplant my income while I train.
A New Challenger Arrives!!
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by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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#nasyapocaday challenge

#nasyapocaday challenge is a hashtag event to celebrate Nasya's 25th birthday. This challenge involves an activity of taking a picture with Nasya's photocards (that were given as 'birthday merchandise' ) while you're doing any kind of activity. It can be dining out, shopping for groceries, getting coffee, or doing your laundry. Be as creative or as effortless as you can! You can be or not be in the picture, but the photocard has to be in the picture.
I'm doing a #nasyapocaday challenge because she asked me to, and I kinda feel bad if I don't do it.
by nasyawn August 28, 2023
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Bird Box Challenge

The Bird box challenge is when you take your Girlfriend to KFC buy a bucket of chicken then take her home shove a drumstick in her pussy and fuck her in the ass upon completion you remove the chicken drumstick from her pussy eat it then lick her pussy so it taste like chicken.
i met a girl from the bar last night and did the Bird box challenge on her.
by Crixus420 October 1, 2023
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50 yard challenge

Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.
Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
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50 yard challenge

A way to have everybody's attention.
When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
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