california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish

That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo

by Undiedstick June 14, 2017

PennWest California, Pennsylvania

A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.

Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”

by Penguins Fan 4 Life November 2, 2023

California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat

i just California eggrolled my dag

by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 8, 2020

norco California

A small horse town in California.. A green town.. Home to the cowboys from hell..

Norco California is a small horse town that is the home to the Norco Vagos the cowboys from hell.

by Norco22mfer May 21, 2023

california sunflower

A circular train of vag munchers, in which one female tounge punches the vaginal cavity of another famale while she gets her own vag consumed by another female. This represents the petals of the sunflower. In the middle of the cirlce consists a ninja star. A ninja star is the very chanllenging act in which four women are scissoring all at once. Thus representing the seeds or center of the Sunflower.

I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.

by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk February 22, 2019

California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.

Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.

by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022

California Breakfast

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.

He: Yo, early dinner tonight.
She: Na fam, I had a California breakfast

by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025