Dick Chocolate

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.

Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.

by Megan Weakass February 12, 2018

Satan Chocolate

A common term for a Justinian SHIT.

Man, Justin just had some satan chocolate.

by DoctorLongDONG April 13, 2009

Chocolate Cakester

When a white guy fucks someone in the ass and lets them shit on his dick while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.

Dave: Fuck man, my dick stinks.

Andy: Why dude?

Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.

by that fat fuck Will January 13, 2009

Chocolate foot

The act of forcefully sticking ones foot up anothers ass repeatedly.

Bill - "Hey how was your date with Julie?"
Jim - "It was good until she gave me the chocolate foot."

by Hank Dangalow May 4, 2011

chocolate donut

When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.

After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."

by Norman Bangs June 1, 2013

Pocket Chocolate

When you shit your pants but you just have to let it be

"I was prairie dogging on the way home and got stuck in traffic, ended up with a little pocket chocolate."

"Don't worry, it's just some pocket chocolate."

by Lunaalala November 10, 2019

Chocolate droppings

I a point in intercourse where one must try to nibble off the freckles off of the opposite sex's ass cheeks

Hey Tony gave me a Chocolate droppings today in our hot SEX! It was soooo damn gross!" "I thought tony was a girl. She isn't...." "FUCK.

by Ass candy for the young souls December 21, 2010