ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

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National Boyfriend Day

National Boyfriend Day is a day where a girl and a boy link at each other’s house and celebrate and have fun and get a special treat on NOVEMBER 7 and the girl spoils the boy

National Boyfriend Day is coming

by TheDonandTheGoat October 29, 2020

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Boyfriend

Somebody who can cheat on you if they wanted to.

Boyfriend: “Hey babe, what’s up?”
Girl: “Why are you cheating on me??”
Boyfriend: “Cause I can.”

by SomeChinchilla September 26, 2020

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boyfriend of the year

Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.

Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year

by Watermelon lord fam October 11, 2016

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weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016

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