Redneck Band-Aid

Tampon pad with tape

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.

by BurntAce January 20, 2021

Nasal Aids

A synonym of Coronavirus, Rona, and COVID-19.

Did you here Tom tested positive for Nasal Aids?

by Maxypad February 13, 2021

Electronic AIDS

Another name for Celiac disease--an inappropriate auto-immune response to gluten.

Oh man, my mom got diagnosed with electronic AIDS and now I'm not allowed to keep bread in the house!

by Wankeronfireweasel April 14, 2025

Mental Aids

When you’re in your mothers womb as a baby and the umbilical cord viciously skull fucks your ear and causes premature brain damage and permanent retardation

You’re so dumb, you have mental aids

by daddy tyler 777 January 10, 2022

church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus

You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.

by kisserT September 4, 2022

Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts

Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

Snake AIDS

The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones

“I’d love to smoke that ciggie on the ground over there but I don’t wanna get snake aids ykwis”

by queenofcringe April 27, 2024