When a man viciously doesn't let his girlfriend out of his sight, for fear of rival men stealing her away.
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They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
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"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"
"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
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