Tiny Dick Syndrome

Tiny Dick Syndrome, abbreviated to TDS, is a genital disorder affecting males with tiny penises, males suffering from TDS inflict some of the most vile and depraved torture to their genitals in order to cope with having such a small penis.

Did you see that video of the guy putting needles into his dick, he's totally got Tiny Dick Syndrome!

by Capitan Sick Fuck May 29, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday is on October 18th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 17, 2018

Top Shelf Dick

Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.

"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."

Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"

by Christian "Oaf" Storm January 5, 2009

national dick sucking day

April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.

In honor of national dick sucking day, Thomas gave his boyfriend Ryan head all night.

by Cotton Candy Apples April 12, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by Long Jimmy April 12, 2019

Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket

A term used to tell an individual to shut it up or we are filling it up. (with man juice)

Yo Shut your Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket for a second so I can get a word in edgewise.

by Digger Dave & OverAmpin Anna October 13, 2010

grab his dick and twist it

the action of you grabbing someones dick and twisting

grab his dick and twist it

by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018