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Onion Man

The coolest gamer ever. Known for being so cool.

( A very cool person)
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Da Man

The title given to the person (usually male) who fully sent it the night before.
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc
*jeff walks into a room the Monday after he got laid at a party*

All his friends: "DA man!"
by Goober_sex69 March 2, 2020
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Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15
I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
by AugustG September 7, 2013
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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Slippery Man

The combination of a "slippery slope" fallacy and a "strawman" argument.
Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"

Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"

Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
by ApathyAndUrgency July 16, 2022
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Man Sweater

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.
“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”
by Farting4Days May 6, 2020
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American police man

Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)
Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.
by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024
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