Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.

Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot

by katieskii March 20, 2021

Touch grass

Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.

Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.

by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023

some body touch-a my spaget

A meme that is so bad it killed itself

A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

by why IS UR mum gay June 6, 2018

Touch and go

Ejaculate and evacuate, quite literally touching and going.

I’m sore back there, Fred was running touch and goes on me all night.

by HankyWanky2007 June 6, 2024

crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
crotch fondle feel weiner pussy balls moist pleasure

by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016

touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory

john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass

by Maui865 October 16, 2022

Bonnet touch

The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.

‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan

by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022