Driving Like a Squirrel

One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.

Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"

by Daniel G. Hays October 25, 2010

I like trains

A spell for summoning steam engine going at over 9000 mph

I like trains
NERRRRRRRR!

by oeiwghowir May 08, 2016

Wesley likes goon

A hilarious but extremely racist online cartoon, also extremely difficult to find.

Paul: "Hey Willy have you seen 'Wesley Likes Goon'?"
Will: "WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS?!"
Paul: Aha you're a good kid.

by wesleylikesgoon August 05, 2008

Bundled Like Bernie

Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.

Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 25, 2021

girls like girls

A song that is the lesbian/Bisexual/Pansexual anthem by the one and only Lesbian Jesus(Hayley Kiyoko).

Person 1:Have you heard "Girls like Girls"?
Person 2: Yeah of course it's made by Lesbian Jesus!

by Sunvirgo_ August 26, 2019

On that like a dong gnat

To act upon a given task immediately.

Mom, I'm ON THAT like a DONG GNAT!

by Dani San November 29, 2010

sleep like thieves

What really really really really REALLY light sleepers do.

It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.

by Beanstalker November 08, 2009