thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017

Thumb

Not a finger.

did you know your thumb is not a finger?????

by susguyhwopokemon October 28, 2022

Thumb Cunt

A dumb ass cunt that has their thumb shoved to far up their ass.

That Karen over there is a thumb cunt.

by Raven Maroney January 28, 2025

Brickies thumb

And abnormally large clitoris

Dude, I hooked with this chick last night. Should have seen her clit! It was like a brickies thumb

by Butchylad April 8, 2023

Phat Thumb

A women with a big clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.

"Ohhh- weee look at that phat thumb, pressin up against her panties. Thang big as hell, finna pop out!"

by atm TJ July 30, 2019

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Gorilla Thumb

A black or hispanic choade

Jessica: "Davon had such a gorilla thumb and I wasn't ready for it!"

by JimboSlice13 July 14, 2017