describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times
evan is a cunt
by canceledbestay November 30, 2023
Get the Evanmug. a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018
Get the joshua david evansmug. A very adorably handsome best boio with the personality of a fucking god. He's so amazing I would die for him. A very lovely and amazing man who will protect you if he trusts you, get on his good side and nothing but laughter and joyous moments are coming your way.
"Man, Evan is such an amazing person!"
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."
by Perhaps Atlas. <33 March 31, 2022
Get the Evanmug. 
Evan is an amazing person yet many are easily intimidated by his intelligence and his goals in life. Evan is very closed off yet very social if you get in his circle never let him go he is easily gonna be the person who will help you and guide you to a safe pathway but once he finds the one he loves he will be with them on the path till the end of time.If you are evans lover you are the luckiest person alive no one will ever understand you as much as evan and on that note love you unconditionally. evan is quick to his opinions and sticks with them for as long as he believes,he doesn’t like getting proven wrong because most of the time he is right. evan will most likely end up successful and he will stick up for himself during life down an successful path, he is the most charming comfortable guy you’ll ever meet and funny i mean he could be a comedian.he is also hot asf i mean HOLY CRAP!!! and he will be madly in love with who he is with now forever.
by bumwatergreywater November 2, 2022
Get the Evanmug. a stupid fucking nigger whos a blatant racist and fascist. People use his mom like a fleshlight (or so they say) and always crack jokes about her stinky loose pussy.
i hate niggers - probably evan
by mrnwordman July 5, 2025
Get the evanmug.