Get the CONNOR mug.Hey it’s me. Yeah my dick is big. Yeah I’m sorta sexy, yeah your girl thinks about fucking me. It’s all good: if you’re my friend I won’t fuck your girl unless you’re an asshole, then I’ll fuck her twice and she’ll cum thrice (unless she’s on meds :c ). Maybe I’ll even cum in her asshole, maybe she’ll even tap mine. I know you’ve never seen her get that loose before, it’s all good. It’s a combination between a healthy dose of love and a thick cock with some inches to back it up. No I don’t like you, stay away from her. This last one’s for Peep: love you bro.
Hey I’m Connor, nice to meet you. I prefer to be called Lucifer (I take a lot of Ls). *stretches out hand for a firm shake, but not too firm, unless it’s her father*
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Get the connor mug.may 10th is officially national Connor day to celebrate connor. this excludes conner. fuck you conner.
hey fiiend happy national connor day tosay on may 10.
Hi fiernd it is may tenth and also connor day!
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Get the national connor day mug.Connor has dreamy brown eyes that have stars you can get lost in for a century! He is very lovable and beyond amazing! He is athletic and smart, while sometimes he can be big slow you love him no matter what. He’s to damn irresistible! Connor also has that smile that can make your day and make you fall in love all over again! If you have a Connor you are very lucky hold on to him and keep him with you!
by made by his gf who loves him May 16, 2019
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2: Honey/Connor? Yeah i have he recently won the coolest person awards.
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