Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.

I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.

by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021

field-test

The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).

Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill

by Machine1984 May 11, 2022

stoplight test

The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.

A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?

B: Means you're a perv

C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?

C: Are you into BDSM?

by Donoav February 07, 2025

that's test

That sentence is used for test

omg zugeershdeee that's test

by passanobject March 13, 2022

prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells

The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test

by dkflsllala December 30, 2018

Test doom

Test doom

Test doom

by zxcserega1 November 27, 2024

collison test

The act of suddenly hitting a girl's boob or a man's privates with a lot of force

If you're mad at your friend, Collison test them; they'll quite being annoying and focus on their pain.

by Dyl Tommy October 19, 2015