dazed peanuts

someone who gets dazed on too many peanuts and alcohol

dude, he's now gone dazed peanuts.

by post weeknd ded November 21, 2021

peanut roller

A small roller used on asphalt mostly behind a heat welder

The milkman was unloading the peanut roller off the trailer to roll the parking lot

by R H milkman November 10, 2015

Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!

I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

by The aj gains November 28, 2020

Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 23, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 23, 2024

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 04, 2022