A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.
Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”
Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.
Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”
Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”
Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.
Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”
Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?
by Charles3rd October 23, 2019
When a freaky hot girl wakes you up during a midnight thunderstorm and makes you masturbate with her in front of an open window.
I stayed overnight with a girl I met online and about 2am when it started to storm she woke me up, opened the curtains and asked for a dirty Meribel.
by RareBearU June 21, 2020
A woman who acts all prim and proper,shy and innocent until she gets you in the bedroom and all hell breaks loose.
I thought we were in for a quiet night but she gave me a dirty Jacquie and now i can't walk right (insert toy of choice)
by Bobby tupim October 10, 2020
A sexual move where one partner kneels behind the other partner and reaches through the legs to sexually stimulate the other person, with the arm pressed agaisnt the buttocks, betwixt the cheeks.
by Christian Zubia March 08, 2018
To do anal but as soon as you're about to cum you tell her to open her mouth for a facial and to close her eyes but instead shit on her face while cumming
by Stoutism April 13, 2020
Asserting your dominance by dropping that thing in a circular motion while screaming "Call me your Velvet Queen"
by CjOj8291 April 06, 2020
Using freeze dried, instant coffee for a coffee enema.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
I was pumping that slut’s ass full of coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite like she usually feels. She asked if I was using Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018