Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

peanut house

a house full of peanuts that the indians used to survive.

The Sauk Tribe had a peanut house in their tipi.

It was like a peanut house at this hut.

by Kristina Jackie Goldriguez October 3, 2012

Fuck Peanut

A supple plump young male who resembles a peanut in shape in which one engages in sexual intercourse which.

Man, that guy Brett is a real Fuck Peanut

by MeGaShhady November 23, 2021

say peanuts

Without the T

say peanuts without the t
Oh, that’s easy! Peanus!
Wait NO NO FUUUUUUUUU-

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 4, 2025

Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021