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scooby paper

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.
Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?
by Scooby dumb December 15, 2022
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Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
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Toilet paper

A piece of cloth-like paper with mostly 100-500 pieces of paper to wipe your booty and your ¥
I used toilet paper to wipe me booty hole
by Lizard_Monster99 January 24, 2022
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Paper mache

Paper mache,
Art an a cave,
Super hero,
No cape. Capture a claim,
Climates will change,
When colder winds came,
Did you remember my name.

leave me a key left out in the rain?
Did I fiddle your pockets,
An bark at the strain the indeffiant pain?
That since I’ve had you, I’ve had nothing left to gain? No remark boasted in vain.

No retract for the want no the need for a surge through my veins.

An I contemplate damage darkness an dismay.
I recollect all my aggressive an am violent outraged.

But only when confused and feel falling oddly out placed.
So take what you want how you may.. I think more that I should how it could really be.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Toilet Paper

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.
by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022
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Paper Rape

Paper Rape is when your mom/dad signs a consent form for your field trip, educational enhancement, extracurricular participation, etc. without your actual consent
Dad: Son, I signed the consent form for the field trip
Son: Dad, I didn't want to go.
Dad: Oh no! I committed Paper Rape!
by QueerLawyer February 16, 2021
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