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david maura

a redneck kid from connecticut who THINKS hes the shit but really he cries in his sleep. he is also very gay
Hey, dont be a David Maura because no one will like you.
by MasterMind4567 November 18, 2013
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david marshall

the most beautiful man to ever come out of scotland. saves pens and shags yer mothers. he is the national treasure of the scottish nation and is an absolute icon. he took the whole of scotland in his hands and shat on serbia.
by yeeeeeeeeee course May 16, 2021
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david perez

The sweetest person alive. They have the biggest heart will help anyone in need. If you find one keep them forever and ever you will never regret it.
Damn, I'm so lucky to have David Perez in my life.
by Jokerkillsbatman December 18, 2016
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Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
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David Garrido

A DUMB LOOKING GOOFY ASS MF THAT LOVES SMOKING COCAINE AND SHOVING ALOE VERA UP HIS CULO
by Yor d June 6, 2018
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David bambrough

The true definition of a legendary man very tall and strong a true buisiness man and he is a goat
by Bambrough June 2, 2023
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