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Nick Jonas

1) A living God. Sex God, that is.
2) The most amazing, inspiring person you will ever hear of.
3) Not gay whatsoever, despite rumors that people believe.
4) Believed to have rekindled his flame with Miley Cyrus after preforming "Before the Storm" in Dallas, TX on their Summer 2009 tour, Jonas Brothers World Tour
Fan 1: Holy S*#( Nick Jonas is so hot.
Fan 2: The 'Rolling Stone' picture? Hotness on legs.

Fan 1: Did you hear about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus?
Fan 2: Yeah. Niley's back.
by njjwantsme June 30, 2009
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is nick gay

is nick gay?
no, nick is the straightest person you'll ever meet
"hey is nick gay"

"no, hes straighter than everyone else in the world"
by eyhsujwesuju November 6, 2019
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nick loaf

A man with the first name Nick and earns the last name Loaf. A Nick Loaf is a sweet, intelligent and very amusing boy/man who brings joys to lots of his friends. Any one can be a Loaf (example Michael Loaf) one most just try hard enough. A Nick Loaf also has a bread loaf sized peepee.
Person 1: “Yo you’re being really chill today Nick.”

Person 2: “Aw he’s just being a Nick Loaf.”
Person 1 and Nick: “A Nick Loaf?”
Person 2: “Yea it’s like a super chill and funny Nick.”
by Nick Loaf June 22, 2018
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Nick Sandmann

The act of getting completely humiliated and decked in numerous "Defamation" court cases because you couldn't stand the fact that native americans have a different opinion than your "Superior" white ass
Lil Betty tried to tell on her brother for liking Star Trek more than Star Wars, but their mom gave her the Nick Sandmann
by SmeeveJeeve April 23, 2023
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nick hibbard

Nick Hibbard is a guy that is so fucking white . He has been living in Redding California for the majority of his life. Nick is a guy that is poor as fuck and works at FedEx and has to give all his money to pay bills . Nick is a guy that has a fat mom that made her husband become gay . Nick is also a guy that a slutty sister that freeloads off of no life bum ass crackers and also has a brother that reads all day and looks like a terrorist . Nick also loves to call his babyboys “ babeh boiii’s “
Bryan stated that the definiton of being white is Nick Hibbard .
by Nick Hibbard May 22, 2018
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Weird Nick

A kid that gets suspended a lot and has a pet monkey. He likes to suck of Chris Perry, and vapes like there's no tomorrow. He plays soccer and breathes through his nose and his mouth extremely loudly, unlike Evan Kapp whose nostrils are to small to breath through them. Yeah I'm Nick
Chris Perry who's sucking you off tonight? Weird Nick is.
by Weird Chris June 2, 2018
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Nick Mac

An individual who enjoys sucking on Cassie's toes while she is asleep while Andy Bennett is crying naked in the bathtub while an undisclosed individual throws the air conditioner at the flatscreen Television. He wishes to be an MMA fighter and trains by man-handling farm animals which more often than not digreses into beastiality related crimes against nature.
"It's not gay if they're under 12, right?" -Nick Mac.

"What I do to my sheep is my own damn business." -Nick Mac.
by SpenserYoung March 21, 2012
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