Nick Jonas

1) A living God. Sex God, that is.
2) The most amazing, inspiring person you will ever hear of.
3) Not gay whatsoever, despite rumors that people believe.
4) Believed to have rekindled his flame with Miley Cyrus after preforming "Before the Storm" in Dallas, TX on their Summer 2009 tour, Jonas Brothers World Tour

Fan 1: Holy S*#( Nick Jonas is so hot.
Fan 2: The 'Rolling Stone' picture? Hotness on legs.

Fan 1: Did you hear about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus?
Fan 2: Yeah. Niley's back.

by njjwantsme June 30, 2009

is nick gay

is nick gay?
no, nick is the straightest person you'll ever meet

"hey is nick gay"

"no, hes straighter than everyone else in the world"

by eyhsujwesuju November 6, 2019

nick cocker

this is when a boy named nick that is in 10th grade and goes to harley rapes a kid named dan chess up the ass

nick fucking dan up the ass as dan shouts give me that dick nick i love reciving a nick cocker

by harleygangster2009 August 13, 2009

Nick Keaveny

A person who has a face that largely resembles a human face. He has 2 ears and a nose. it is a nose. He has two eyes that are a certain color and sometimes sneezes out of his nose, not his eyes. He plays football with is two arms and a has a spam javelin. He particularly enjoys being joysticked

I'm gonna get my spam javelin joysticked, just like Nick Keaveny always does.

by Ryan Bieber May 2, 2011

Nick Poerio

a short, fat dago who is famous for his legenday chode (i.e. The opposite of Jonah Falcon or John Holmes.)

Richard: Dude, I almost hooked Yaylor last night, but then she relized I was a Nick Poerio.

by thelefttesticle4ever December 12, 2010

nick folked

Using your finger(s) to pleasure a woman on her vagina and clitoris. This may include actual penetration with your finger(s) into the women’s vagina. AKA finger banging.

"The other night Suzie came over and I nick folked the hell out of her. She came all over my fingers."

by Good4Three April 8, 2009

Nick Wohler

Nick Wohler is a gay gay who is the worst. He argues about gay animals on the internet and believes we should join them. He argues with his mates about all things that are not important and blows off things that actually matter. He does not work. He is a robot. General Grievous is the best Sith Lord there is.

Nick Wohler is a worthless piece of shit.

by Raddad December 5, 2014