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A very funny, klutzy girl. Often a dumb blonde. Smart in school but not much else. Beautiful. Never single. A really good friend to have so find a Megan and be her best friend!
Guy 1: dude Megan is so hot
Guy 2: yeah and my girlfriend
Megan by TAYLORRRR May 21, 2013

Dirty megan 

A dirty Megan is when you it's your bare ass hole and sniff it and it gives you an awkward boner
My mum walked in just as I was doing a dirty Megan and it added to my euphoria
Dirty megan by Tbaggggs1 June 8, 2020
A so called vegan who only cares about food, socialising, hairy armpits, more food & sod all about animals
Please don't tell me about animal cruelty because I'm a MEgan
MEgan by Mike James February 15, 2017

roman and megan

the cutest cuple ever. they are adorable
1:they are so cute
2:i know
3: roman and megan
1,2,3:awwwwww
roman and megan by gotgodalot January 17, 2009
A huge, unrelenting sex goddess who will not take no for an answer. Queen of cat hoarding and master of Chinese disguise. Don't let her beauty and glowing smile deceive you. If you meet a Megan, invite her backpacking and kick her off the first mountain you find.
Megan's beautiful majesty and trickery almost had me fooled. Her sorcery went unnoticed for 3 weeks hidden behind her kind deceitful eyes until I realized the demon she truly was. I gave her a russell (sex act), threw her with the power of Thor off mount Olympus and called it a godamn day.
Megan by Megansucks farealdoe January 17, 2016
Megan is untrustworthy BITCH. She has amazing skin. When people look at her they say "hey that's satin but with nicer eyes!". Megan is a syncopath and will consistently stroke you. Be warned she'll eat all your food. Stay away from the megan...
Troy: That girl looks untrustworthy but with nice eyes.

Gabriella: That must be a megan. Stay away from her.
Megan by Hotgingers December 3, 2016