Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025

Lord Ashbridge

A man who is legitimately and legendarily good with the power to do many things, unfortunately these kinds of people are usually characterised with a lack of intelligence yet they generally have a decent skill at talking, charisma and with the way they speak it's kind of impressive, in rare cases they will have intelligence, they're generally also hot and attractive even if they rolled low in intelligence and can talk a yak's ass off.

"Look at that Lord Ashbridge, he might find it difficult to think but damn can he talk."

by Legend 4 July 9, 2022

Lord-Titainius

A legendary troller/gamer known for their unparalleled skill in orchestrating chaotic and hilarious misadventures within the gaming community. Their antics, pranks, and unexpected maneuvers have earned them a cult following, turning every gaming session into an unforgettable rollercoaster of laughter and bewilderment. Whether it's trolling opponents with ingenious strategies or turning game mechanics on their head, Lord-Titainius’s name has become synonymous with uproarious entertainment in the virtual world.

Let’s watch some Lord-Titainius
I’m in the mood for goated trolling content!

by Lord-Titainius August 21, 2023

Douche Lord

Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.

Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.

by CH4Dv2Chaddington December 7, 2024

finesse lord

a man usually. picks up girls with smooth technique. sends jawline and ab pics to finesse girls. mostly through text, snapchat, etc , gets booty pics on a daily and is better if not the equalivent to a finesse god

daquan; yo did u see cantons camera roll he has hella booty pics

danny; i know, he's a real finesse lord

by finesse g0d November 24, 2016

Lord Negative's Defense

Lord Negative's Defense (or LND) is a good server that targets bad communities on the internet.

Join Lord Negative's Defense lol

by frzld January 6, 2021

The Lord’s freebie

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.

I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.

by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022