Don’t bring your wife or girlfriend to a three left show, they will get fucked! (Dummer said don’t forget husbands!)
by Thx1277 May 26, 2023
by matthew gray gublar May 21, 2021
A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 02, 2022
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024
“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
by le mule and sons March 07, 2024
One who acts like a butt cheek. Someone who is being annoying, thinks their funny or cool. Usual names begin with G and Z
by Tactical ocelot September 25, 2017
Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.
by KD123 July 16, 2016