kai

the sexiest dude ever! he sucks his finger and dunks on dudes in basketball.
his hair is wavy just like the way he fs his dog

man1: bro! kai is fricking his dog again!
man2: Lets join in!

by trouser_snake September 6, 2022

kay woods

Ultimate meaning to life perfect imperfection at its greatest.A true beauty and beast in one. The girl u take home to mom and the freak in the sheets. The one u dnt expect to still be there cuz shes busy with her own schedual.mr.john woods is a lucky man.

I could really use a Kay woods rite about now!

by Luvno187 September 27, 2020

Kai En

The best phonker in world, he listens to phonk and punch metal every single day. His favourite line is “Sad~” . If I was you , I will never try to mess with a Kai En, because you never know what will be in your as*hole the other day. He is also blessed by the phonk god, where he successfully obtained the title ‘Phonk Legend’.

Kai En is the phonk!
Oh no! I just got wet after seeing Kai En.

by 1$4 December 3, 2025

Kai P. Lomont

A notorious pedophile that lurks on roblox and discord living in the everett washington area.

Yo! is that Kai P. Lomont?!

by pactbyblood April 12, 2025

Kai

A trans guy with a super basic name who is also probably a virgin

Please get an imagination

Sincerely, a trans guy named Ash

Kai just got dumped for the sixth time

by Axh_ May 19, 2022

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brainrot used daily by 7 year olds
used to make "jokes" they say

Timmy : "wanna see my skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz fanum tax kai cenat duke dennis plushie"
Jimmy : "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BRODIE"

by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024

kai

LITERALLY EVERY DEFINITION ON HERE OF A KAI IS ABOUT A BOY THAT YOU WANNA MARRY TO ALL MY FELLOW ENBY PALS IF YOU ARE CALLED KAI YOU POWERFUL IMMORTAL ENTITY NOT BOUND BY THE FOOLISH MORTAL CONSTRUCT OF GENDER GO BE THE BADASS YOU ARE AND BE HAPPY

dude: wow look it's kai
sensible and inclusive person: yes kai's a badass and they're cool af just don't try and kill them bc they're immortal
dude: kyle are you high

by bumble-enbee October 13, 2021