Friday

A day where if somebody you don’t like comes up to you you have to slap them

Person I don’t like:hey
Me:👋🤦 ♀️🤦 ♂️“Slap”

Person I don’t like:why did you do that?
The principle:it’s “”Friday

by Mariahh777 December 10, 2020

Haig Friday

1. The last day of the working week whereby one elects to ‘work-from-home’, but ultimately achieves little to no work. An endeavour often deliberately, strategically and deceptively used to pursue leisure and laziness instead of occupational productivity.

“Geez, reckon I’ll chuck a Haig Friday tomorrow”

“I’m having a Haig Friday. My boss hasn’t got a clue!”

by Anonymous382047107492 March 15, 2024

Fight friday

Fight friday is when you fight on the week of friday every friday

Girl: its fight Friday ima bout to go woop teshia ass

by UGLYBADDESTBITCHTOOKYOURNIGGA September 29, 2019

Fat fuck friday

Buying lunch on a Friday, typically tradesmen/women.

‘Did you bring lunch?’

‘Hell no it’s Fat fuck Friday I’m getting KFC’

by wheresl1am April 3, 2024

Porch Friday's

Sitting on the porch smoking cigars drinking beer with your bro's. Originated at ΔΧ -LSU

Hey are you coming to porch Friday's? Haven't seen you all week

by Chicha chin June 16, 2017

Paddle-Friday

When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.

Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday

by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018

hop on funky friday

a gay rap battle between 2 gay men, while rapping they have rough anal gay sex

1: Hey man, hop on funky friday

2: Sure let me just get ready.

by markoisdead August 22, 2021