by I, Wreckerrr July 13, 2021
A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.
by Urbrotherbrudda May 09, 2018
A car tailor made for a creepy person, or "creeper"; typically a large Chevy or GMC van, sometimes a converted heating/air conditioning van, typically white, with most or all windows either tinted or covered with those bizarre opaque panels. Ideal for kidnapping young victims and transporting them across state lines. Taken from the name of infamous pedophile boaster John Mark Karr who most likely, if he were allowed to drive, would drive a john mark car.
Dude, look at that john mark car!
Who's driving?
Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!
Who's driving?
Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!
by Creeper Patrol! April 05, 2008
A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
by Anqi July 01, 2008
Baby, you can drive my car...
by Linda McCartney December 28, 2008
A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!
A romantic relationship is like a car.
by I, Wreckerrr July 12, 2021
A condition where the owner of a vehicle allows an acquaintance (usually the other half of a drug-fueled one-night stand) to drive their vehicle, but stops answering text messages. The owner then reports the car stolen in an attempt to find their car, but conveniently omits the embarrassing details when talking to the police.
So I met this chick at the casino last night and we smoked a ton of meth. I borrowed her car for ten minutes when she got Lost Car Syndrome and reported it stolen.
by Jesus loves O-town June 13, 2022