from the show Parks & Recreation when Tom Havorford's ex wife, Wendy, goes back to Canada in season 3.
means that you have no chance of getting with someone.
means that you have no chance of getting with someone.
by PhilMcCrackin12345678 March 17, 2011

Which is what!? Buy his way into a company... Destroy it's net worth completely and lose a bunch of money... And then abdicate responsibility entirely by appointing some random chick to take over the position he literally bought... You mean THAT? Is THAT what you meant when you said that? Because...
Jrdn Ptrsn "He has the ability to do what he did."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

by tisigei69 March 29, 2024

Mike: What did one banana say to another banana?
Billy: What?
Mike: I find you very appealing.
Billy: ha ha riome *poker face*
Billy: What?
Mike: I find you very appealing.
Billy: ha ha riome *poker face*
by ro"dead" November 30, 2019

by godalan04 October 2, 2019

by Real Alberto June 1, 2022

When a guy is so feminine that it seems as if his dick has jumped away from his balls and out of his pants.
Dan: OMG, DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE! His hot dog has totally left the bun!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!
by fjhdhrjjhf August 11, 2015
