by Sad Sac November 15, 2020

by Loganw08 August 19, 2021

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro
Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025

A girlfriend is something every man (woman if you're gay) wants. You always want to make them happy, and when she's sad, so are you. You always want to make her happy, cuddle her with your arms. You cuddle with her close when it's cold. And when she's sad, you feel sad too, or spend hours trying to calm her down. When she's angry at someone either you are too or you defend her or try to calm her down. A girlfriend is something you'll never have, but always wish you did. (the stuff below is kinda cringe tbh)
Alex: Oh look, your gf is crying over there-
Y/N: -runs off to find your imaginary girlfriend-
Alex: o-o dude she's not actually crying I was jokin' she not even real-
Y/N: -runs off to find your imaginary girlfriend-
Alex: o-o dude she's not actually crying I was jokin' she not even real-
by RANDOM HOT CHEETO November 25, 2021

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye
There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye
There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
by Death Menace March 5, 2023

a dude who doesn't know how to be single. it's not that he desperate for girls' attention but he just always finds a another girlfriend whenever he breaks up with one because he wants to
James: Her name is Martha. We've been dating since November.
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
